Next Gig - 40 Years of Punk W/ False Heads & Scratchy Sounds

Wednesday 2 November 20:30 - 23:30
Proud Camden, Camden Town, United Kingdom

Proud Camden, in association with the The Joe Strummer Foundation, presents '40 Years of Punk', with special guests FALSE HEADSThey Uncultured and tour DJ for The Clash, Scratchy Sounds (DJ), performing to the backdrop of the exhibition '40 Years of Punk: Photographs by Adrian Boot'.

God told me to do it

We encourage self design here at They Uncultured, dont listen to anything except your heart, your inner voice will be the best psychiatrist you can wish for. Shut off ideological influence, projected anxiety and paranoia instilled by the media. Drugs will not help you, Jesus will not save you, the acceptance of 'the way life just is' will not heal you, find your own meaning. Jimp Uncultured

How do I go about becoming prime minister?

I think somewhere down the line my synapses got wired up wrong. Maybe it was the acid or the years of TV that made me think I could be something truly great. Maybe it was when my heart broke and I couldn't figure out how to mend it. Maybe its all of the above. Maybe it's chemtrails. All I want now is for someone to lobotomise me, give me a suit and some business cards. I can't see how else I can get through this trap.

Where do people find satisfaction in their lives? we have to work to live. Pigeonholed between a couple of holidays we can just about afford. Then back to the grind, hoping next year pay will go up a little more. 

I don't want that life.

I want to be free.

How are the Few at the top shaping my world view?
How did the Few take control of us? 

Is it in the water? Gas in the air? Through our TV's and adverts like in that film They Live?

Few are born lucky.

Descendants of lords and ladies made rich off the backs of the poor when it was acceptable to kick the shit out of them and make them yours.

Rich from slaves.

Houses built by slaves.

Taxes paid by slaves.

Born into a realm built off the backs of slaves.

Most of us are all still slaves.

Of course i cannot say this freely as I could be labelled an activist and become a criminal. The Few want to keep the many plodding along so they get richer. Cant set off the alarm. Keep your mouth shut and all will be fine.

But I want change and that wont come out of a vote for one of the chosen few.

 What we need is real leadership from one of us. Perhaps that could be me. 

How do I go about becoming prime minister?


Alone With Everybody

the flesh covers the bone
and they put a mind
in there and
sometimes a soul, 
and the women break
vases against the walls
and the men drink too
and nobody finds the
but keep
crawling in and out
of beds. 
flesh covers
the bone and the
flesh searches
for more than

there's no chance
at all: 
we are all trapped
by a singular

nobody ever finds
the one. 

the city dumps fill
the junkyards fill
the madhouses fill
the hospitals fill
the graveyards fill

nothing else


- Charles Bukowski



2008 financial crisis caused by greedy pigs creates turmoil across the nation (although doesn't seem to affect greedy pigs) > Tory party execute severe austerity plan that affects most of us (whilst protecting greedy pigs) > 2016 everyone has forgotten that and is obsessed with immigrants ruining the country, the size of bananas and losing our sovereignty.

And whilst blame is placed at the feet of the poor, the oppressed and bananas the people that ruin the world are the people still in power, playing smoke and mirror tricks over long periods of time to conceal the truth.

Look at Cameron and look at Johnson... Two privileged greedy pigs cut from the same cloth who think they are smarter than all of us. And they represent both sides of this pantomime referendum full of ambiguous facts that are making some people genuinely scared and others facists.

And after this referendum we'll see a Tory party reunited and more tricks that deflect the truth. And they will make people grateful for whatever outcome as they will cure your fears just enough to keep them in power.

And all the time they will fill their boots and progress their careers as ultimately thats all it is to them.

A career.

Being a cunt.


Our visual ninja has his own stall selling his prints and all kinds of other wonderful trinkets of madness.

We’ll also be there drinking some cans, chatting shit with Vic and Bob and flirting with that old fox Tracey Emin if she is around. 

If you are in the Brick lane area and want to come say hello, just look for the guys with black holes for faces.

We’ll be around. And around. And around. And around.

You can find out more about JIMP here and the Art Car Boot Fair link is here

And around.