Tears Of Joy

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Tears Of Joy


They Uncultured's Tears Of Joy™ are the most unique tears money can buy. Only when a member deposits tears down his/her face in times of utter happiness does this eye moisture get harvested for your delectation. Imagine the fun you could have with genuine Tears Of Joy on your face while going to work, the movies or perhaps the garden centre! better still you can keep the joy bottled up for eternity just so you can say that you own your own little piece of happiness. 

These tears are so rare that they are in strictly limited supply and available for pre order only. 


  • Water, Salt, Joy
  • Probably Organic
  • Limited availability

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